The liberation of honest Abe started the (not so) important chain of liberations worldwide. When captain henry Morgan of the buccaneers made the great decision to "make america great again" it left us, the observers, shocked, awe-struck, and filled with gladness about the one good deed in the sea of blood.

Even though our friend Abe is no longer with us, (RIP) the memory lives on, and freedom lives on in the form of Japan.

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